Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Conversations I Never Thought I'd Have (Vol 1)

Hubby: Do you know where the toilet training seat is?

Me: No the boys haven't used it for a while, why?

Hubby: I don't know, Sean just doesn't look very comfortable perched up there like a gargoyle.

And just to add to that visual... if you walk by at the wrong moment, that particular pooping position allows you to see.... uhhh... droppage?

Yup... that image is yours now... treasure it :)

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Does This Still Count?

So in my last post I mentioned that I had an announcement I wanted to make. Well I still want to make that announcement even though it's not entirely valid. Ok... ready for it!?! I.... AM... ER WAS..... PREGNANT!!!!

This will be SHOCKING to the 4 people that read this, that include family and friends that have seen and met the result of this pregnancy. Regardless I am not going to let this deter me from documenting as much as I can remember from this pregnancy as possible. So here goes...

I have to say I was sooooooooo excited to find out the gender of this baby. Now I know that typically gender can be determined at around 18 weeks so when my OB gave me my paperwork and told me to call and book my ultrasound around 21, 22 weeks to give baby time to get a little bigger, I was all like, "LISTEN YOU.... wise and talented doctor. I will do just that. Thank you for your educated and insightful input." Which is not EXACTLY what I wanted to say but I figured if you should be polite to a waitress so you don't get spit in your food, you should maybe take it easy on the woman who's going to remove a person from your vajayjay. Thoughts?

Somehow I managed to wait for that day and exploited my boys' cuteness to announce our pregnancy to some family, friends and co-workers and to reveal the gender to our immediate families, in the below manner..

Scratch that... in a manner that you will NEVER be able to see as I can't figure out how to get videos from my phone to here. Just imagine my handsome little men opening little treat bags to reveal PINK cakes... and being completely unimpressed.