Sometimes I wonder how I'm even able to stand upright. You know, without a spine and stuff.
Case in point...
Today I went to get a very overdue eyebrow wax. Like birds had taken up residence in the out of control nests over my eyes, kind of overdue.
That's not important to the story. Just makes for an interesting visual.
Anyways, so I'm right in the middle of having the hair ripped off my face when the waxer's friend waltzes into the room and strikes up a conversation. Which, leads to the total distraction of said waxer, leading her to DRIP HOT WAX INTO MY EYE?!?!?!
Uhhh lady? I don't think that goes there.
If you're anything like my sister, your immediate reaction to that is, 'I hope you didn't pay for that.'
Oh yes... I did.
'Eight bucks for the partial blinding? No Problem! Here's 10... keep the change!'
At least I can be thankful it was only my eyebrows I was waxing!
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