Sunday, January 31, 2010

Major Suckage

Hey, you remember that time we got in a car accident because the city doesn't salt the damn roads?

I do. It was yesterday.

And here's why it sucked;

1) It was a car accident

2) I'm a total hypochondriac and so when Sean cried after we hit the car OF COURSE it was because he had been seriously injured and NOT because two cars making contact is a touch noisy. It was a little fender bender.

3) Insurance companies SUCK, and ours even has the balls to not take claims on weekends. You know because car accidents don't happen on weekends. No wait, yeah they do........ apparently.

4) The gentleman in the back seat of the car we slid into, with the bloodshot eyes, emerged from the smoke billowing out of their can to inform us that he had whiplash. Of course.

5) WE WERE LATE FOR MY NEPHEW'S FIRST BIRTHDAY! GRRRR!!

So basically if you had an accident planned for yourself or a loved one.... seriously give some thought to calling it off. THEY SUCK.

22 comments:

  1. Um yeah, you've convinced me...Calling off all accidents. Hope you're all okay!

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  2. Following over from SITS.

    Glad you're okay! I mean, all the suckage notwithstanding. Fender benders are always a bit scary. Could the tardiness to the party have been construed as fashionable maybe? If so, I'll schedule one for myself next weekend. ;)

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  3. We're all fine! It's hard not to over react with little ones in the car though!

    We definitely missed the boat on fashionably late BUT, walking into the party all like "Yeah we were in a car accident but we're here anyways' totally makes you a hero! So scratch that... minor fender benders for EVERYONE!!

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  4. Sorry to hear about the accident! I'm glad to hear everyone is alright though!

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  5. I can relate. We were in a really bad car accident in Oklahoma.....snow storm and of course it was the one of the year...hit and run...smashed into a cop car and made the cops jump over a concrete wall...in the snow...thankful we are alive and well....story of a lifetime....I'm sure I wrote about it somewhere on my blog....but glad your okay....and yes they really do suck...the whole nine yards! BOOO! Sorry you had one. No fun!

    I have an award for you if it makes you feel any better;)

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  6. Oh no! I'm glad you are otherwise ok, but sorry about Smoky McPothead and his false whiplash. Hopefully they will be able to prove that he is a big liar.

    Just visiting from SITS! Your blog is cool. :)

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  7. yikes! I'm glad you guys are okay.. the roads are so bad lately... I get so mad when Paul does stupid things in the winter. However he is staying up all night snow plowing days do come in handy!

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  8. So sorry about the accident, glad everyone is all right!! at least you got a fabulously sarcastic blogpost out of it =)

    Lily

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  9. I'm glad you all are OK! Car accidents are so scary especially with the babies in the car!

    I wanted to come over and thank you for visiting my blog and for the tip on how to get my blog to link up on SITS! I really appreciate it!! :-)

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  10. fender benders...boy have i had my share! so much that my last car had a "rubber bumper" from being hit so many times. glad to hear that you're all ok!

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  11. Stopping through from SITS. Sorry you were in an accident, but glad everyone is ok.

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  12. Oooo that DOES suck! Luckily I think a doctor will be able to disprove whiplash if he was faking it. I'm glad you and your son are safe though! :-)


    *from SITS

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  13. I'm terrified of getting in an accident with the babe in the car. So sorry that it happened to you! Glad you are all ok, though.

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  14. Hope everyone is okay and things get sorted as quickly as possible with the damned insurance.

    Stopping by from SITS...

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  15. Ugh, that's absolutely awful. Glad everyone is okay!

    I'm interested to know who your insurance company is because they sound like a bunch of ass clowns.

    I hope the twit in the back seat got over his whiplash.

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  16. Popped over from SITS! After things calm down a little, you will realize that even though this all sucks, the fact that you walked away is awesome and you will feel blessed. After being smacked by an uninsured motorist, I fumed and cried and acted dramatic. But, when I tucked my unhurt son in the bed that night, all I could do was thank God. It will get better!

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  17. Glad everyone is okay! Stopping by from SITS...

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  18. Your situation is awful but can I just say I love the title of this post?

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  19. Thanks for stopping by my blog! Your's is so cute!! I'm sorry you had a wreck. (I never call them accidents because most of the time someone is doing something they shouldn't be doing to cause the wreck! Sounds like the other driver in your case!!)

    FYI I'm going to follow your blog!

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  20. Hope you are all o.k. and that everything works out! Visiting from SITS.

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  21. Yes, MAJOR suckage indeed. What a drag! Hang in there.

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